我哋成日嫌香港地方細,其實樂觀啲諗,都有好處嘅,就好似大學住hall咁吖,遠極咪天水園返港大,都係一兩個鐘頭車程嘅事啫,人哋美國大就係大呀,不過分分鐘要去到第二個洲讀大學,阿媽想畀少少嘢個仔都要寄包裹先得呀!
美國有個喺賓唔知咩州讀緊大學嘅後生仔Connor Cox早排就收到佢阿媽寄嘅包裹喇,唔知係咪阿媽驚佢唔夠暖,寄張毯仔畀佢呢~定係驚阿仔成日喺出面食埋晒啲快餐,所以寄箱阿公親手種嘅水果畀佢呀?真係諗下都覺得sweet呀~
一打開個箱,下?用過嘅紙巾、吉嘅可樂罐同成堆垃圾?摷勻成個箱都冇樣嘢可取喎,阿媽,話晒我都係你個仔吖,點解要咁對我先……
阿仔收到咁大箱意外驚喜,梗係即刻打返屋企問下咩事啦,點知阿媽好冷靜咁話:「嗰啲全部都係你本身應該掉出門口嘅垃圾」。
哼,阿仔你咁冇手尾,話掉垃圾又擺喺屋企,係咪奉旨要阿媽同你跟手尾先!出得去讀書即係大個仔,要學下點獨立啦,連掉垃圾咁小事都唔記得做,點做男子漢呀!
好彩阿仔你喺屋企嗰陣冇留低啲充滿蛋白質嘅紙巾咋,如果唔係可能入箱嗰陣就係紙巾,出箱嗰陣就係菇菇㗎喇……Btw,阿媽可能都係想呃你打個電話畀佢傾幾句啫,用心良苦呀!
Thought my mom was sending me a care package... but instead she sent me a box of trash i was supposed to take out. pic.twitter.com/UetdT5UoVP
— Connor Cox (@thedeal_5) January 30, 2017
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